katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

heckzayn:

zayns sister just posted this on instagram

heckzayn:

zayns sister just posted this on instagram

  • me with friends: 9/10 would bang
  • me with family: what's a boy

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

illuminiallti:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

isn’t psalms 23 part of the beginning of gangsters paradise

harrywantsababy:

I came out to have a fun time and I’m honestly having such a fun time

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8